Barely Functioning Co.

Yule Be Sorry – Long Sleeve Shirt

Defund the HOA – T-Shirt (Pocket Print)

He’s On The List (And It’s Not Mine) – Crewneck Sweatshirt

High on Life (and Also Drugs) – Crewneck Sweatshirt (Pocket Print)

Make the Yuletide Queer – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Christmas Lights and Equal Rights – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Adventure Is Calling (It Might Be a Trap) – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Witch, Please – T-Shirt

Merry Crisis – Hoodie

Naughty, Nice, Gay – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Jingle Jangle Girls – Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Make the Yuletide Gay – Crewneck Sweatshirt

High on Life (and Also Drugs) – T-Shirt

Running on Candy Canes & Anxiety – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Crawlin’ Towards the Void – T-Shirt (Pocket Print)

And Just a Dash of Spite – T-Shirt

Festive Against My Will – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Big Nick Energy – Crewneck Sweatshirt (Pocket Print)

Trying My Best – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Big Nick Energy – Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Dead Inside but Still Screaming – Crewneck Sweatshirt

Deck the Halls with Existential Dread – Hoodie

Explore More (Unless You Value Your Life) – Hoodie