He’s on the List and It’s Not Mine – Crewneck Sweatshirt

A festive reminder that accountability goes both ways. This sarcastic Santa crewneck delivers holiday cheer with a side of boundaries and a very clear message.

A vintage-style Santa illustration paired with just enough menace to make family gatherings interesting. Cozy, bold, and perfect for people who are done explaining themselves.

Why You Need This:
Because “nice” is subjective, lists are negotiable, and you’re not the one being audited this year.