I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug

For the ride-or-die whoäó»d go to bat for youäóîliterally (but, like, only in mugs). The äóìIäó»d Shank a Bitch for You äóî Right in the Kidneyäó� mug is darkly hilarious, fiercely loyal, and perfect for coffee-fueled plotting sessions with your bestie. Gift it to the one whoäó»d protect you at all costsäóîpreferably over brunch, not actual violence. äִ_ô__