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The country may be falling apart, but these hot dogs are thriving. This absurdly patriotic tee features two fist-bumping frankfurters under fireworks — a surreal take on the American spirit. Satirical, weird, and weirdly relatable.
Ideal for cookouts, protests, or nihilistic chuckles at your next BBQ.
Democracy's Collapsin' But These Weiners Be Slappin' - T-Shirt
Barely Functioning Co.
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